In a few days my beloved country will celebrate it's independence; I tried to find a reason why Malaysia is better than other countries. I almost gave up but I found the reason. Well, we Malaysians are a lucky bunch even thought we got that stupid guy called MR ISA. We are lucky even if our rivers run black like faarking kopi-o. Most of all we are lucky that most of us or dont work that hard like china to get rich! Imagine if we were like china, $hit we would then be really funked BIG TIME! The pollution, the corruption and many other crazy stuff happening in China that kill people. HECK! We even got more freedom than the Chinese in china. In u try to spit on Uncle Mao's picture in Tienanmen Square and that would land you an eternal stay in Uncle Mao's 5 star hotel (in china its called prison). But in Malaysia if u said Agung is Ah Gong you still can get away. Maybe stay in jail few days, get bashed up but in china no no, its boom biddy bye bye. All look at that Falun gong or dafa thing; its just like yoga but some chinese official got jitters and started to shit himself and caught all of them and killed them. Not just that, he stole their organs and sold it for a handsome profit.

So if you farking ediots dont agree Malaysia is a good country go live in china.
P.s Well if you do go to china, you wont have to buy cigarettes as living in Beijing is like smoking 2 packs a day! Welcome to Flavour Country! Ah!
If still dont believe watch this video and tell me Malaysia is still worse.